Only read on if you have seen fillums that have been out for years. We're talking ages here. If you haven't seen the fillums we veriew, then we're going to fuck them right up for you.
But we're fine with that, because you should have gotten your lazy ass to go and watch them in the first place. This means that the universe is ok with us making you sad on the inside. Bambi's mother gets shot, it's awesome. The Fresh Prince dies at the end of I Am Legend and as soon as the end credits roll on Dirty Dancing, Baby gets a nose job and loses her career.
You'll find a lot of spoilers on here, but you'll only be affected by it if you're a giant chinned feck like Ben Affleck.
This spoiler alert has been approved by whatever film board is in your country and has been certified for viewing by people, even ginger people and Leonardo Di Caprio. We're not sure if they classify as people per sé but we'll go with it for now.
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