Wanna get super duper hyper during your movie night, and wreck everyone's head? Skittles are the way to go but remember if you don't colour co ordinate and eat them in order of the rainbow colours your family will die.
Well has there is no rainbow on M&Ms one has to eat them from darkest color to lightest but you must avoid the blue ones at all costs, I cannot stress this enough.
I was at the bus stop last Wednesday, watching in horror as a young mother just stuffed Skittles willy-nilly into her 3yr old's mouth to stop her crying. The poor child was getting hysterical due to the Mother's total disregard for colour co-ordination. I was going to say something, but me bus was on it's way and they don't let you on if you're bleeding.
Only read on if you have seen fillums that have been out for years. We're talking ages here. If you haven't seen the fillums we veriew, then we're going to fuck them right up for you.
But we're fine with that, because you should have gotten your lazy ass to go and watch them in the first place. This means that the universe is ok with us making you sad on the inside. Bambi's mother gets shot, it's awesome. The Fresh Prince dies at the end of I Am Legend and as soon as the end credits roll on Dirty Dancing, Baby gets a nose job and loses her career.
You'll find a lot of spoilers on here, but you'll only be affected by it if you're a giant chinned feck like Ben Affleck.
This spoiler alert has been approved by whatever film board is in your country and has been certified for viewing by people, even ginger people and Leonardo Di Caprio. We're not sure if they classify as people per sé but we'll go with it for now.
Does this rule also apply to M&Ms?
ReplyDeleteWell has there is no rainbow on M&Ms one has to eat them from darkest color to lightest but you must avoid the blue ones at all costs, I cannot stress this enough.
ReplyDeleteSusan, pay no attention to Candy, she thinks all coloured sweets are a sign of trouble.
ReplyDeleteI was at the bus stop last Wednesday, watching in horror as a young mother just stuffed Skittles willy-nilly into her 3yr old's mouth to stop her crying. The poor child was getting hysterical due to the Mother's total disregard for colour co-ordination.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say something, but me bus was on it's way and they don't let you on if you're bleeding.
Chris: It physically hurts me the thought of non colour co-ordinated skittles.
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